Pumpkin Jokes -

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?

With a pumpkin patch

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?

No-Body

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?

When you're a mouse.

What is a pumpkins favorite sport?

Squash
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?

Because they don't have the stomach for fighting.

Hee-hee

Got any good jokes?