Thursday, October 1, 2009

Pumpkin Jokes -

How do you fix a jack-o-lantern?
With a pumpkin patch
Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No-Body
When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
When you're a mouse.
What is a pumpkins favorite sport?
Squash
Why do pumpkins never quarrel?
Because they don't have the stomach for fighting.
Hee-hee
Got any good jokes?

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Love that photo!

(Diane) Bibliophile By the Sea said...

Love the photo; very cool.