1. It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man is possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife.
2. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times...
3. Once upon a time, there was a woman who discovered she had turned into the wrong person.
4. Call me Ishmael.
5. Happy families are all alike; every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way.
Any guesses as to who wrote them? Have a better one?